♪ Go ♪
[theme music]
♪ T-E-E-N
T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
♪ Teen Titans
let's go ♪
♪ Teen Teen ♪
♪ Teen Titans Go ♪
[munching]
It's no use, Sparkleface.
We'll be trapped in this
candy dungeon forever!
Don't give up, Butterbean.
[laughter]
Great, right in the middle
of the best part
of "Pretty Pretty Pegasus."
[chuckles]
And so I kicked
another dirt monster
into a furnace
and then I was all
"I bet that really
burns you up."
[laughs]
It's like a metaphor.
Boo-yah!
[laughing]
That's too much, dude.
He didn't hear me though.
He was on fire.
[chomping]
[mumbling]
Ah, boo-yah!
Uh, seriously?
You guys eat like animals.
[gorging]
Oh, it's so good.
- What, Raven?
- Well, I guess you get a pass.
- But you two, are disgusting.
- Hmm, sorry.
It's just Robin makes
the best sandwiches.
It's true, I've developed
a sandwich design
that will take your mouth
on a flavor journey.
A flavor journey worth
a journey of its own.
Oh, yeah, I'd crawl
over a hundred miles
of broken glass
for this sandwich.
I'd drive across the country
in a car that smelled like
Cyborg's BO for
this sandwich. Ha-ha!
Ain't no mountain
high enough to keep
me away
from this sandwich.
Well, yeah, I'd do some, uh,
incredibly difficult stuff
for that sandwich, actually.
So, you're saying,
you'd leave this tower
if I told you where
to find a good sandwich?
Sure, but it would have to be
a legendary sandwich, like mine.
There is,
an ancient sandwich of power
hidden away from those who
would use its power for evil.
[scoffs]
Okay, first of all,
that's dumb and you made it up.
Second, even if it is true
my sandwiches
are the best, period.
Oh, but it is true.
Behold.
Oh, is it story time?
(Raven)
'In an age long forgotten'
'an old king summoned
his Sandwich Wizard.'
'The King commanded him
to create a sandwich of power.'
'The Sandwich Wizard labored
in his tower for six days.'
'On the seventh, he brought
the sandwich before the king'
'and it was glorious.'
'It would grant him
eternal life.'
'So he could rule
his kingdom forever.'
It was also delicious.
[gasps]
- Cool.
- Delicious?
(Raven)
'One night, the prince
betrayed the king'
'and tried
to steal the sandwich.'
'The old king
was heart-broken.'
'He realized the sandwich
was too powerful.'
'It had to be destroyed.'
'So the ingredients
were hidden away'
'in the far corners
of the world'
'watched by the fierce
Sandwich Guardians.'
Legend says,
it can be reforged
if all the ingredients
are brought together.
We got to get
that sandwich.
Oh, man.
I want to eat it twice.
The sandwich will look
beautiful in my hair.
No way can it top
my sandwich science.
What are we waiting for?
Titans, go!
[upbeat music]
Finally.
We have to get the candy
keys from Gumdrop Goblin.
Or we'll never make it
to Princess Puffball's
birthday party.
(Robin)
Hey, Raven.
Uh, I thought you
were making a sandwich.
We have no idea
where to look.
There are four ingredients.
The mystical bacon is here,
on the Lava Lake.
I got the heat resistance,
baby.
[whirring]
I'm on it.
(Raven)
'The next ingredient'
'is the king's lettuce'
'buried deep underground.'
I can dig it.
(Raven)
'The next ingredient
is the stellar tomato'
'hidden among the stars.'
I shall retrieve the tomato.
[crashes]
Okay, let's do this.
I assume you saved
the most dangerous ingredient
for the leader
of the Titans.
Oh, yes, the last ingredient
is pretzel bread.
It can be found..
...at the supermarket.
'Here is a coupon.'
[beeping]
With the candy keys,
we'll be able to make
Princess Puffball's birthday
where all dreams come true.
You rock, Butterbean.
Let's see.
'According to that ancient map'
'it should be
right around here.'
[beeping]
Boo-yah!
[zapping]
Too easy, baby!
Whoa!
Sandwich Guardian.
[clanging]
Uh-huh, I'm diggin',
I'm diggin'
diggin' like a pro, yo,
diggin', dig..
[sniffing]
Oh, yeah! Lettuce!
I'm so close
I can smell it.
Awesome.
[laughs]
Aah!
Sandwich Guardian dude.
[whirring]
[crushing]
[instrumental music]
This must be the containment
vessel for the tomato.
How did anyone
manage to transport
this Earth fruit
to the Lilap System?
Aah!
This is an excessive
use of force, sir.
Ugh!
[squeaking]
[rattling]
Ah! Ugh!
[crashing]
[groans]
[squeaking]
I need some pretzel bread,
the freshest you've got.
Make it quick. This place
is really bumming me out.
[groans]
You're gonna need a drink of
water with this hot sauce, baby.
Aah!
[zapping]
[crashing]
Oh, it's on now.
Give me that bacon!
[buzzing]
Looks, you're
pretty angry, huh?
Whoa!
Hey, be cool, man!
[clanging]
[roaring]
Okay, dude, let's talk
about this face to fist!
b-a-m
[zapping]
[grunting]
I am thinking
perhaps this is
too much trouble
for a tomato!
I mean, you know, some people
prefer swords or, like, lasers.
But I like to use this staff.
See? Just..
Huh! Ha!
[grunting]
Right on the head!
The knee, crack!
Clavicle, whatever!
Really gets the job done.
[crashing]
[snaps]
My arm!
[sizzles]
My hair!
[teeth clatters]
My teeth!
[instrumental music]
[zapping]
[laser gun firing]
[squeaking]
ka-boom
[crushes]
boom
[snoring]
[cheering]
Yes!
Whatever.
(Raven)
Oh, look, Sparkleface.
It's Licorice Forest.
'But isn't that place
full of trolls?'
Don't be silly, Sparkleface.
It's the home
of our new friend.
Princess Silkiesoft.
Nice to meet you,
Princess Silkiesoft.
Your hair sure is..
Bad, Silkie.
Hmm.
[elevator bell dings]
You're back already?
Dude, those
Sandwich Guardians were
way tougher than we thought.
Yeah, no kidding.
But look.
You mean,
the legend's actually true?
This sandwich
better be worth it.
You know how long
it's gonna take me
to build a new hand
with one hand?
Wow, the supermarket
was brutal.
I barely made
it out of there alive.
Hey, Starfire, I like what
you did with your hair.
What?
Now I will speak
the ancient legendary
sandwich words of power.
[chanting in foreign language]
[whirring]
The key to immortality,
and a delicious lunch.
Eh, my sandwiches
still look better.
Well, as team leader,
and sandwich expert
I should get the first bite.
[mumbles]
Hold on now.
I lost an arm for this sandwich,
I get first dibs.
But I lost my hair.
Surely that is more important
than an a hand.
I should get
the first of bites.
Dudes, I should
get the first bite.
I got the worst of it.
Look at this.
How are you gonna
eat with no teeth?
You gonna gum
the sandwich down?
[all bickering]
- Silkie, stop.
- Mama's little Bumgorf, no!
That's not for you!
[choir music]
[belches]
I told you that sandwich
wasn't great.
So, anyone wanna watch
"Pretty Pretty Pegasus?"
[Beast Boy growling]
[instrumental music]
What is that?
A birthday gift for Cyborg.
'I'm drawing him as a dog,
and me as a robot.'
Okay, and you think
he's gonna like it?
As his best friend
in the whole world
I always know exactly
what he wants.
Hey, Beast bud,
you hungry?
Watch this.
You know, I kinda
feel like having..
- Pie, perhaps?
- How'd you know?
It's my job to know.
And 'cause I love pie, too!
♪ When I say I want
you say pie ♪
♪ I want
♪ Pie ♪
♪ I want
♪ Pie ♪
♪ When I say yummy
you say pie ♪
♪ Yummy
♪ Pie ♪
♪ Yummy
♪ Pie ♪
♪ Apple rhubarb,
peach or pear ♪
♪ Any kind
we don't care ♪
♪ I love pie ♪
♪ Yeah I love pie ♪
♪ Oh we love love love
love love pie ♪♪
[both chuckles]
Yeah, dude. Warm pie.
I need a slice.
Yup, he is gonna love my gift.
[instrumental music]
[humming]
Time to get our pie on.
You guys really like pie.
Who doesn't?
Ooh, what you got there?
[slurps]
Mmm.
Oh, wow, blueberry.
[slurping]
Uh, gross.
Relax, I just
washed my hands.
And I've lost my appetite.
The Mother Mae-Eye
makes the best pies
in all of Jump City.
[instrumental music]
I wonder what her secret is.
I hear she bakes
people into her pies.
[dramatic music]
[all laughing]
Someone's been reading
too many fairy tales.
No, I suspect the secret
ingredient is love.
Time we talked about
something really important.
This guy's birthday!
Oh, yes, I have decided
to plan Cyborg's
day of birth
festivities myself.
No offense,
Starfire, but maybe
someone else
should plan this party.
Oh, please allow me.
I promise I will learn
all of the proper Earth customs.
Well, the party can be lame.
As long as the presents aren't.
And you best believe
I know exactly
what my best friend wants.
I bet it's not that new
video game that a certain
cybernetic organism
has been dropping hints about?
Video game?
Ah, it's totally the new game.
The really expensive one.
The one you should
know I can never afford.
Yup, that's what I got you.
And that's why
you're my best friend.
[instrumental music]
[belching]
[whimpering]
And that's why
you're my best friend.
But I can't afford the game.
Then get a job, you bum.
I will get a job.
For you, Cyborg
window hallucination.
Oh, wow. Bubbles.
[giggles]
[explosion]
And that, ladies and gentlemen
of the jury
is why he is guilty
beyond a shadow of a doubt.
[whispering]
What? I'm supposed
to be defending him?
[chuckling nervously]
'Oh.'
Oh, gross!
Gross, gross, gross!
What's that squiggly thing?
You mean that's
what's inside of people?
[squeals]
(Starfire)
'After much research'
I have decided to hold
the festivities for Cyborg here.
That's actually a good choice.
Ooh! I also made
these for the party.
[cat meowing]
(Robin)
'Ah, balloon animals.'
Correct, and there
will be a game called
"Pin the tail on the donkey."
Do you think this spike will be
sufficient for tail-pinning?
Uh, yeah.
That's about right.
[braying]
Hey, you okay, Beast Boy?
Oh, man.
It's just..
I can't afford the present
that Cyborg really wants.
Friends don't care about
how much money you spend.
Just that you put
some thought into it.
[door opens]
What up, Titans?
Which reminds me.
Hey, Cyborg,
I thought I'd give you your
birthday gift a little early.
Your gift to me
is a half-drunk soda?
What? Not expensive enough
for you, fancy pants?
You know, I'd like to think
it's the thought that counts.
We cheapos need
to stick together.
[Mother Mae-Eye humming]
[instrumental music]
[vomiting]
[door opens]
[laughing]
Nice hat.
Whew. Comedy gold.
Just trying to make
a few extra bucks
for something important.
Whatever they're paying you,
it's not enough.
[laughing]
[cackling]
Oh! Oh, my goodness!
Whoo!
[rattling]
[laughing]
Oh, my!
Oh my goodness.
Anyways,
I'm just making sure
my best friend is gonna be
at my party.
Not dressed like that,
of course.
About that, uh..
- I have to work Friday.
- What?!
It's my birthday.
If I don't work, I can't..
I mean, you won't have..
Look, I just..
I can't be there.
You are making
less sense than usual.
What I'm trying to say
is that I'll be there, but..
...I'll be working.
Oh, I see.
So basically,
making a few extra bucks
is more important
than your pal.
Well, do not take
my quivering lip
as a sign of profound
disappointment.
[door closes]
[instrumental music]
[horn blowing]
[dog barking]
Duck, duck, goose!
[screaming]
Stop!
- Did I get that right?
- That's how I played.
[clinking]
I just wanted to thank you
all for coming.
And you know, taking
time off from your jobs.
[glass shatters]
Oops.
Speaking of jobs.
Guess someone is gonna
have to pick that up.
Man! I am so clumsy today.
Oh, cleaning crew!
I guess my so-called best friend
will have to come over and..
How dumb can you be?!
I'm only working here so I can
buy you an expensive present!
[splats]
I never told you
to get a stupid job!
Well, my hallucination of you
in the store window did.
And the real you
made fun of my pie suit.
[gun cocks]
[firing pies]
[roaring]
[splattering]
- Think we should stop them?
- Nah.
This is the first time
I've ever actually
enjoyed a birthday party.
Oh, wonderful!
Then the celebration
is a great success.
[humming]
Uh. I don't think we need
any more pies, granny.
[eerie music]
[Mother Mae-Eye humming]
[whirring]
[cackling]
Since you love gifts
so much
here is what I was
gonna give you
when I still liked you!
'This is what you got me?'
I love it! It's well drawn
and thoughtful!
- Thank you!
- I knew you would like it!
[slurping]
Face pie.
Ah, the best kind.
Huh, pie bro.
♪ When I say I want
you say pie ♪
♪ I want
♪ Pie ♪
♪ I want
♪ Pie ♪
♪ When I say yummy
you say pie ♪
♪ Yummy ♪
♪ Pie ♪
♪ Yummy ♪
♪ Pie ♪
♪ Apple rhubarb
peach or pear ♪
♪ Any kind
we don't care ♪
♪ I love pie ♪
♪ Yeah I love pie ♪
♪ Oh we love love love
love love pie ♪♪
[laughing]
Oh, man, my pie bro.
Oh, why were we
ever fighting?
- I love pie.
- I love you and pie.
Hey, looks like
everyone went home.
Just means more pie
for us.
[whistles]
[humming]
Something tells me
I just figured out
what Mother Mae-Eye's
secret ingredient is.
- Uh-huh.
- Mmm.
Love.
[choking]
Oh, mmm, yup.
The secret ingredient
is definitely love.
[gorging]
Seriously?
- What?
[theme music]